1. My boss - Congrats! it's uphill from now on :)
2. My boss - I am not going sign on your work experience if you are going to make a move (just kidding)
3. Coworker - Hey, is XXX-XXX-XXXX your cell number? I just wanted to make sure I got your contact number before you leave company (although I am not going to quit)
4. Coworker - Did you update your resume yet? when are you leaving the company?
5. Coworker - You are a CPA now. Can you do tax for me? (I am an auditor lol)
6. Coworker to business audit partner - Kay passed all CPA exams. Business audit partner - he wasn't that interested, and was like.. "so what?"
So many different responses XD